*Sludgehoppers*

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**Biology**

Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.

**Climate change**

Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything about it. Mark Twain

**Math jokes: **http://haha.nu/funny/funny-math/,
http://www.math.utah.edu/~cherk/mathjokes.html

**An engineer
thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality.**

**A physicist
thinks reality is an approximation to his equations.**

**A mathematician
doesn't care.**

**There are three
kinds of people in the world; those who can count and those who can't.**

Are you ready for some more? Look at the University of Alberta Department of Mathematical and Statistical Sciences.

Bravo Professor Dr. Volker Runde!

http://www.math.ualberta.ca/~runde/jokes.html

I like this one:

**"That math
prof's marriage is falling apart!"**

**
"No wonder! He's into scientific computing - and she's incalculable!"**

**Finally a
non-math, though great three jokes (from real life):**

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